nunslapper:

i think this is hilarious. 

I like how tumblr is promoting the register to vote thing when I’m p sure that 80% of this site is like 14-16 year olds.

not sure if what i am peeling away is latex or actual skin. ;-;

scrEAMING IT HURTS FUCK IT I’LL JUST HAVE A PATCH OF DECAY MAKEUP ON MY FACE FOR THE REST OF TIME

I AM OKAY WITH THAT.

how does one remove latex without scratching the shit out of your face? D8

sticky gooey latex eeeww

bloodredmarksman:

"One. Vampires are naturally sexy and don’t smell like rot."
"Two. Vampires are good kissers, especially the neck area."
"Three. Vampires aren’t gonna fall apart if yeh cuddle them."

"Do Oi need ta go on?”

Not all vamps are sexy! And who says zombies aren’t? Bollocks, I say. Zombies are also perfect for people who like to be nibbled like me.

As for the falling apart, it’s just one of the things you gotta get used to. Kinda like how you can’t touch water, which would be inconvenient for you if you were out on a date and it started to rain. d: Nyehhh~

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I blame Amen for my attraction to decay.

Paige Ledbetter, professional cadaver cuddler.